Hangover Stories

We always want to get rid of hangovers. Everyone’s hates them, people are miserable when a hangover is around. But have you ever stopped to think, “How does the hangover fee1.” In this post we analyze the life of a hangover, from a hangovers perspective.

It’s 12:00pm at night. Crowded bar in downtown L.A. Music is blaring. Man takes his 7^th shot of Whiskey for the night. Just then, something comes alive.

“Oh, yeah. Keep drinking you drunk, disgusting party animal. I feel myself getting stronger by the moment,” says the hangover.

Just then, the man says to the bartender, “I would like a glass of water please.”

“Noooo,” says the hangover, NO! You are killing me.”

As the man drinks the water the hangover dies a little inside. But it holds on strong and clings to the liver for dear life.

I will not die! Thinks the hangover.

The man, feeling a bit drunk stumbles off to his house. When he gets home, he decides to drink a glass of wine before bed.

“Now it is complete,” says the hangover.

When the man awakes so does the hangover.

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Read the Hangover Stories Submitted by Our Users Below!

1. Four bottles of Jack Daniels (which should come with Bail Money), drank till 4am only to be woken up five minutes before our first OTL (Over the Line) game at 7am, FIVE minutes before the start of the game. Needless to say, I puked my guts out in the 2nd inning… insult to injury? Lost the game 0-16…

2. After a fifth of 180 proof rum shared between me and my brother it took me three days to discover that someone threw up out the window, it took me a week to remember it was me.

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Watch this drunk lady ruin her friends wedding!

This hangover picture is pretty good right. So true!

Hangover School has received multiple submissions about drunk wasted friends hooking up with ugly girls or guys. Hangover School would like to ask their readers, what do you think? If your friend was going to hookup with someone who is clearly below their standards should you stop them? Or simply let it happen?

For instance, say you are at a club and your buddy (or girlfriend) is really drunk and starts dancing with an old, fat and ugly person. And they are not just dancing, they are really grinding on each other and getting dirty. After a few songs you decide you want to go home so that you are not too hungover the next day but your buddy decides to stay and see the thing through.

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We all party hard at bachelor parties. No question about it. Here is a bachelor party hangover story that will make you laugh a bit, I think.

We drank all night, woke up and started drinking again, drank all-day and then all night. In case you didn’t understand what I was saying, we had been drinking, a lot.

We did some crazy stuff during the aforementioned time. Broke some plates while wasted and eating, went to a strip club, jeered at a man who distinctly resembled the monopoly man. One of our friends even got so drunk that he dove into the shallow end of the pool and hit his nose on the bottom. He later fell face first into a glass table and got a black eye. But I don’t want to talk about those hangover stories, funny as they were. I want to tell you about this one.

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Yesterday I had a horrible hangover and desperately needed a hangover cure. This is how I was able to overcome this horrific feeling.

How I Became Hungover

I became hungover initially because I drank 6 sake bombs, 4 Coronas and 2 pitches of Stone IPA. This is enough to intoxicate a small horse and definitely enough to intoxicate yours truly.

The Next Day

I woke up the next day with a pounding head, my face stuck to my pillow with drool and all of my clothes on. Not a good start. I couldn’t get up for some time. But when I finally did I decided to go surf. I was literally still drunk in the water, but did have one good wave.

Mid Day Hangover Nap Time

I eventually just had to go back to sleep. I passed out hungover as hell for a good 3 hours. When I awoke I felt a little better, but not 100 percent by any means. I decided to go for a swim, hell bent on beating the hangover.

Hungover Swim Time

I went for a swim, still hungover as hell, but when I was done I felt much better. I decided to go get a smoothly after. This ended up being a great decision. I said, “sir, can I have extra vitamins in my smoothly.” He replied, “yes.” I said, “thank you.” The extra vitamins kicked in and cured my hangover, almost completely.

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