Hangover Stories

Junior year at college. I ended up having far too many drinks in a short period of time after being up for 20 some hours. I for some reason decided I wanted to run home which was 5 miles. On the way home I ended up going into a full out war with everything and anything that I came in contact with …

“It was a bachelor party. we went to a local minor league baseball game for some all you can eat wings and watch a game before going out.

we had some pretty good game day juice going and in one of the between inning competitions i was randomly selected to do the spinning around a baseball bat and running to a baseball game against someone else

needless to say – i crushed the competition. the put me on the mic to say my name – but when they did i dedicated the win to the groom to be – then prompted to throw up on the field.

the game was delayed for cleanup and we were escorted out. it was cool though as we had other festives in store later that night so it didnt deter is in the least”

So I woke up one morning after a night of a few too many and I wasn’t alone. No, I didn’t meet a girl, but there was a really sweet dog in my room and I had no idea where he came from. No one I was with the night before saw me with a dog either. This was during the 2010 World Cup, so I just went with it. I named him Carl and took him out to the bars to watch all the games with me. Sadly after 4-5 days I found out it was a neighbors dog that I never met. I returned him, but still went back every week or so to take him out with me. After a few months his real owner got a job that involved a lot of travel so now Carl lives with me and we can’t wait until World Cup 2014.

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We always want to get rid of hangovers. Everyone’s hates them, people are miserable when a hangover is around. But have you ever stopped to think, “How does the hangover fee1.” In this post we analyze the life of a hangover, from a hangovers perspective.

It’s 12:00pm at night. Crowded bar in downtown L.A. Music is blaring. Man takes his 7^th shot of Whiskey for the night. Just then, something comes alive.

“Oh, yeah. Keep drinking you drunk, disgusting party animal. I feel myself getting stronger by the moment,” says the hangover.

Just then, the man says to the bartender, “I would like a glass of water please.”

“Noooo,” says the hangover, NO! You are killing me.”

As the man drinks the water the hangover dies a little inside. But it holds on strong and clings to the liver for dear life.

I will not die! Thinks the hangover.

The man, feeling a bit drunk stumbles off to his house. When he gets home, he decides to drink a glass of wine before bed.

“Now it is complete,” says the hangover.

When the man awakes so does the hangover.

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1. Four bottles of Jack Daniels (which should come with Bail Money), drank till 4am only to be woken up five minutes before our first OTL (Over the Line) game at 7am, FIVE minutes before the start of the game. Needless to say, I puked my guts out in the 2nd inning… insult to injury? Lost the game 0-16…

2. After a fifth of 180 proof rum shared between me and my brother it took me three days to discover that someone threw up out the window, it took me a week to remember it was me.

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Watch this drunk lady ruin her friends wedding!

This hangover picture is pretty good right. So true!