Hangover Stories

Wasted in Vegas

Wasted in Vegas
Hangovers Often Begin in Vegas, But Rarely End There

Hangovers Often Begin in Vegas, But Rarely End There

I know you’ve all been wasted in Vegas. Everyone has a great Vegas hangover story. But this hangover story is mine, and it is crazy too. So check it out. I broke it into a few sections.

It Begins too Early
We fly into Vegas for one night – I never stay there for over 24 hours. We get to the room about 11:00am and slam a bottle of champagne and then start making Red Bull and vodkas. These things were brutal, so stiff.

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Hungover in Oregon

Hungover in Oregon

snow-oregon-hangoverMe and three buddies decide to go to Oregon to visit a friend and do some snowboarding. We fly in and immediately bounce from bar to bar then end up at a rap concert. The concert is a blast but we’re a little tiered so we end up slamming like four RedBull vodkas each.

We wake up the next day so hungover. I mean so hungover… Hope in the car and drive up to mount hood. On the way up there I literally feel like I am going to die; just a horrible hangover. During the drive it begins to snow, hard. The snow is coming down in sheets and we can’t see five feet ahead of ourselves, complete whiteout conditions. Just then something jumps out in front of the car and we slam into it. Bam!

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Better Looking Drunk than Hungover

Better Looking Drunk than Hungover

three-beersWe left a bar and went back to this girl’s house. Just my friend and I. The girl he wanted to hook up with was OK, not great. The one who liked me was huge, I’m sorry if that is mean. Actually no I’m not I don’t care.

He kept drinking more and more. I tried to get him to leave with me but he wouldn’t. He was having such a wicked time. Guy ends up staying there and I take a cab home.

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New Years Hangover Disaster!

New Years Hangover Disaster!

new-yearsAs I pry open my pulsating eyes and feel the first afflictive sensations of an exceptional hangover, I realize it is the first of January, the primary light of the new-year.

I look around my dorm room to see the remnants of debauchery and realize I must clean my living space before a panic attack engulfs me. I put on my pants and a shirt and begin to clean. After a few minutes of cleaning I turn on some tunes to distract my thoughts from the horrific state of my body.

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A Night with Jägermeister

A Night with Jägermeister

jagerTwo buddies came up to visit me from college. Good buddies from high school. The type of guys I used to party with all the time growing up. They came to visit me at the dorms and we thought it would be a good idea to get a bottle of Jager.

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David Hasselhoff Hangover Video!

David Hasselhoff Hangover Video!

If you’re hungover right now don’t feel bad. Even David Hasselhoff gets hungover. I’ll bet the day after this video was shot he felt horrible.

Let’s all watch this video and laugh with David Hasselhoff together shall we? I’m sure he thinks this is a funny video too. Don’t you? I mean if I was watching a video of myself with barely the capacity to eat food off the floor I would laugh! My mother would cry of course but I would laugh! Haha!

Enough chitchat. Check it out!


Drunkest Man on Earth Tries to Buy Beer!

Drunkest Man on Earth Tries to Buy Beer!

This video is nothing short of hilarious. I mean, what was this guy thinking? The last thing he needs at this point is more beer! He should be shopping for a hangover cure. But its cool, we’ve all been there.

There is a short stall in the video around the 25 second mark. Just wait it out, the finale is well worth it!

Why I Don’t Go to Rosarito, Mexico Anymore

Why I Don’t Go to Rosarito, Mexico Anymore

mexico-3We went to Rosarito, Mexico for fun. Little did I know it would be the worst night of my life.

We started out at Iggies and then went to Pappas and Beer. We got loaded. On the dance floor, shots, and more shots. It was a blast.

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A Yellow Hangover Story

A Yellow Hangover Story

drinking-too-much-2This is a quick story of what not to do when one is drinking, not only to ease a hangover but even more so to ease the hangover remorse.

One night I was hanging with a two female friends and I called one of my close friends to come over and join our small get together (I am not going to use his real name for his own sake).

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